Demonstration site. DataCram Cantina is not a real restaurant. There is no kitchen, no table, and nothing here can be ordered.Built by DataCram

Southtown · San Antonio · Since 1974

Come for the fajitas.

Three generations on the same corner in Southtown. The masa is ground here, the tortillas are pressed all day, and the fire has been lit every morning since 1974.

Beef and chicken fajitas sizzling on a blackened cast-iron skillet with charred peppers and onions, steam rising through warm light.

Before the doors open

Most of the work happens before you get here.

Nothing on this list is unusual. It is just the part almost nobody still does.

  1. 5:30

    The masa

    Corn goes in the pot the night before. It is ground here in the morning, and what is not used by close gets thrown out.

  2. 7:00

    The comal

    Tortillas are pressed all day, not at the start of it. If you get one that has been sitting, send it back.

  3. 9:00

    The salsas

    Five, made from scratch every morning. The chiles are toasted dry on the same comal.

  4. 11:00

    The mesquite

    The fire is lit before the doors open and it stays lit until the last fajita plate goes out.

The flight

Five salsas. Made this morning. Ranked honestly.

Every restaurant claims its salsa is hot. Almost none will tell you how hot, or what is actually in it. Both answers are below, including the one for the salsa that is not on the menu.

Five stone molcajetes in a row on charred black wood, holding tomatillo green, bright red, deep brick, near-black charred salsa and chunky pico de gallo, with whole dried and fresh chiles scattered between them.

Use the arrow keys, or just point at the one you want. All five are on the table when you sit down — there is no upcharge and never has been.

Heat 2 of 5

Roja de casa

The house red. On every table since 1974 and unchanged since 1974.

What’s in it

Roma tomato, guajillo, garlic, a little cumin.

Hands working fresh golden corn masa on a dark steel counter beside a heavy stone metate and dried corn husks, dust hanging in raking light.

Since 1974

Three generations, one corner, no second location.

The room has been asked to franchise four times and has said no four times. Not out of principle — out of arithmetic. The masa is ground in this building every morning, and there is no version of that which survives being done in six places at once.

What that buys you is a kitchen that still throws food out at close, and a menu that has changed about six times in fifty years.

1974
First service
5
Salsas daily
1
Location, ever

Come by

We hold a third of the room for walk-ins.

Reservations for the rest. If you are six or more, call — it is faster than the form and you will get a straight answer about the patio.

Monday
Closed
Tuesday – Thursday
11am – 10pm
Friday – Saturday
11am – 11pm
Sunday
10am – 9pm · brunch until 2
Reserve a table(210) 555-0147

Demo controls — inert. The number is a reserved fictional exchange and reaches nobody. Want a site like this? Talk to DataCram.

The courtyard patio at dusk: wooden tables under a sprawling mesquite tree, string lights overhead, candle lanterns on the tables and a low limestone wall.

The patio

Forty seats under the mesquite, first come. It is the best part of the building and everybody knows it, so it goes early on a Friday.

1900 S. Presa Street
Southtown, San Antonio

DataCramCantina

Come for the fajitas. Stay for the whole table.

DataCramCantina

1900 S. Presa Street
Southtown, San Antonio
(210) 555-0147

The food

  • Antojitos
  • Tacos
  • Platos
  • La Barra
  • Dulces

The room

  • Our story
  • The salsas
  • Patio
  • Private parties
  • Work here

Consuming this website will not feed you

DataCram Cantina is a fictional restaurant. There is no building at that address, the telephone number is one of the 555 exchanges reserved for fiction, and the family, the recipes and the fifty years are invented. No food has ever been served.

The menu and its prices were written for a demonstration and are illustrative. Nothing here is a review, a rating, or an award, and no dish carries an allergen or dietary claim — a fictional kitchen is in no position to make one. No brand of spirit, beer, or anything else appears on this page, and none is implied.

Built by DataCram— the web development company, which is real — to show what a restaurant’s website should look and work like. Every link is inert and the reservation controls do nothing.

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